Shamrock Shuffle
Originally uploaded by Auberon.11:00 AM Saturday morning, I'm fooling around trying to get my daughter to say goodbye to me before my flight out to Chicago. She shuts me down...Wonder Pets is on, the rest of the world is tuned out.
11:15 AM I'm walking around CVS looking for nothing in particular, find my way to the counter with some gum and some rasberry-flavored water.
12:30 PM I arrive at Detroit Metro (DTW), park in the Big Blue, and wait for the parking shuttle to take me over to the Mac terminal.
12:59 PM Walk to the Smith Terminal (about 600 yards), find that the shuttle bus is parked, running, and no one is around. Find other shuttle buses that keep pointing me to the empty shuttle...explain to the last guy that I've been waiting far too long, he offers his assistance...I'm off to the Mac thanks to George. Thank God I checked in at home for my 1:40 flight.
1:15 PM Get through the strip search without issue, walk to Gate A 53, only to find that there's a "Delayed" displayed under my flight number. Apparently there's some fog in Minneapolis, and the pilots can't see well enough to take off.
3:45 PM I'm watching the last few bags get packed on to the plane...the luggage guy is smashing these things as hard as he can. I'm so glad I didn't bring the fine china.
4:00 PM (time zone change) I'm on the blue line, it's going A LOT slower than what I'm used to. I've got 19 stops to sit through...this better not take too long.
5:30 PM Finally reach Monroe...I've got 30 minutes to check in, dump the bag, and haul ass over to Navy Pier for my race packet.
5:40 PM Oh good...free upgrade to executive suite, but that means instead of 8th floor, I'm on 22...and I have 20 minutes to get upstairs, get back down, and over to the Pier.
5:45 PM Back out on the street, the free transport over to Navy Pier has stopped. I've got less than 15 to get from State and Lake to NP.
I'm now in running mode. I'd guess I was going at an 8min/mile pace. I was beating the traffic. Apparently people in Chicago can't drive when the fog rolls in. (They can't drive in Detroit either, so shut up...see my other blog concerning that topic)
6:02 PM They're starting to wrap everything up, the carpet is being rolled up, and the doors are starting to close. I'm pissed off, I'm sweating my ass off, and I'm getting my race packet.
6:20 PM I'm sitting inside Morton's Steakhouse (near Wacker and Wabash). Eventually I'm downing Cajun Prime Rib, roughly 20 OZ.
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6:00 AM Sunday Morning
I'm up and getting ready. Every runner goes through his little routine. Mine is to get up and stretch, walk around shaking my legs, stretch some more, pretend I'm not going to do anything later that day, stretch, take a shower, stretch, etc....
8:00 AM Convince my friends it's time to go, that I need to be down on the streets getting myself ready physically and mentally.
8:30 AM 2.5 mile warm-up, I don't know why so much, but it felt good, and I needed to relax.
9:00 AM I've got Corral A assignment, and I'm wearing Hansons Gear, more than 5 people somehow confuse me for the real deal.
THEY haven't actually arrived to the front line yet. Click Here for their results
9:15 AM No matter how ready you think you are, whatever you're doing, you're jammed in like a sardine, make sure you're facing the right way.
9:30 AM The President and CEO of my company gives us the horn, and we're off....
I'm floating nice and slow, but I'm finding it hard to breathe...my sinus cavities are packed to the brim, and I'm fighting off a terrible cough...I'm not wussing out...I just won't accept being sick today
I think I'm out slow, based on how it feels, but when we start coming down that hill before the left turn on Grand, I can see the clock for the first time. I slow down and make it through Mile 1 @ 6:11
The next mile I'm basically trying to find a decent pace, still push myself, and breathe. I know my friends are going to be around here somewhere...so I better not punk out and look like a little girl. Mile 2 comes through 6:33 for the split. To my friends, they think at this point that I've hit my splits the way that I had intended (6:22 and 12:44 for the 2)...they don't realize that I'm fighting off the urge to go superfast, while trying to figure out how to breathe properly.
Mile 3 I'm still slowing down...what the hell is going on... the split is 6:44
If you're still with me, we're crossing the 5K in 20:13ish, which is technically faster than any 5K I ran last year, in terms of official times.
I'm not doing so well at this point. Everything in my sinus cavity (left side) is starting to pour out into my throat and nose. This is the first time that I'm starting to not like what's going on. I purposely stay focused on someone who seems to be running a perfect pace, let them draw me towards the 4 mile mark.
This is the first of many times that I heard someone yell in my general direction "Cocaine!" I had no idea what they were talking about.
Mile 4 I come through in 6:43...there is no way in hell I'm going to hit the 6:22 pace that I was hoping for. I still managed to pick up the pace and start picking off the people that were dying.
Myself and about 6 other people are working as a group going after the people in front of us, dropping off the people who can't handle the pace for the complete 8K. We turn for the stupid hill that is Roosevelt. I decide to surge just a little to give myself some space from the people I was with, and to get in front of the slow people gasping for air. The idea is that I'll be in recovery near the top of the hill, and have enough to blast home should the need arise. Having put in some 47 sec 400s in college I still have the delusion that I have some speed in my 30s.
I've reached the top of the hill, and a few of the guys that I passed on the way up are starting to sprint already...DUMBASS, see you in a few seconds. It's about 400 meters to the finish, or at least it looks like it from the turn onto Columbus. I'm trying to recover and recharge the batteries before I start giving some sort of effort... I'm not going out like a punk this time.
300m out, a few are starting to pick it up, I open my stride just a little, just to keep some of these guys in check.
200m out, one guy seems hellbent on beating everything in his path, so I figure it's time to tag along for the ride, and see what this guy is made of.
100m out, Every time you want to go, you never know if you have enough, or if you're going to gas out moments before the finish line. I have so much adrenaline at this point that I have enough to run up to Jackson at 80%, or 90% and have a heart attack. Now it's on, there's a race between me and "Cocaine". We take off and are tearing it up, weaving in and out of traffic when we split up. I wasn't really watching where he went, but I really thought he was stuck behind a lot of runners...All I had to do was continue on with my 90% effort and I would "win". I've never lost a sprint-in ever, except that one workout where Darnell Hall (Olympic Gold Medalist from my area) made me his bitch. I certainly wasn't going to let some "cocaine" get in my way. Little did I know this guy also had some wheels.
As with all sprinters, you look over to where you think you're comp will finish. In my world, the chest breaks the plane and you win...but unfortunately in the real world, it's the chip that counts...If I had put that chip on my left shoe my time would have read .04 faster...whatever...he won, I'm glad...but I'll be back next year, and unless he's running under 30:00 minutes, there won't be a rematch.
That of course is all dependent on my ability to keep up my speed, continue to drop my times, while training for the Marathon, raising two kids, taking 3 classes towards the JD/MBA...invent a way to eat healthy quickly....
But seriously, Bib #1268 is an awesome sprinter who officially took me on, and beat me with a better overall time. The challenge is on Mike, I'll be waiting at the corner of Roosevelt and Columbus near the end of March 2008, at about 9:27AM...care to make it a race??